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A Foolproof Plan to Ask For a Kiss and Other Tumblr Dating Insights

July 28, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

If the internet were to represent a typical human brain, with its varied neurons (webpages), axons (links), and synapses (social media), Tumblr would be the lobe soaking in gin and juice.
Free of inhibitions, posting wildly at all hours of the night, the people on this popular blogging site often say what the rest of us are too sober to think of—and what results is pure genius.
Here are the 8 most inspiring, hilarious, and ridiculous Tumblr posts on love and dating!

1) A fool-proof plan

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2) Sympathy becoming the new sexy

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talk dirty, dirty talk

3) This treasure-hunting adventurer

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Bob's burgers, bobs burgers, tina, butt

4) Bursting some age old gender bubbles

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britney spears, reaction, XFactor

5) When Instinct Takes Over

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6) Prepping for the big event

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7) But then you find a love that’s timeless…

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8) …and you never want to let it go

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With these smooth criminals as our teachers, only one question remains:

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16 Most Astonishing Dating Confessions on Whisper

July 8, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

If you’re reading this curled up in a ball in your bathtub crying into a bowl of ramen over an ex-boyfriend, don’t worry. We’ve all been there.
I know because I see it posted on anonymous confession apps like Whisper and Secret everyday—along with pregnancy shockers, cheating escapades, and a million other little forays into the guilty conscience.
Ready to take a load off of your mind? Share your own secret, or just live vicariously through these 16 astonishing dating confessions!

1. The Lonely, Awkward Truths

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2. The Dates Gone Wrong

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3. The Girls That Just Want Their Damn Flowers

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4.The Guys Still Trying To Figure Her Out

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5. The Singles Hungry For More

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6. The Ones Thirsty For Bae

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7. The Ladies Looking to Move On

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8. And Lastly, The Haters That Gained Some Perspective

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Suddenly feeling inspired to share your own Whisper confession, or have others you think we should see? Tweet your favorites to us @Coffeembagel!

Then make sure to check out Confessions from 7,200 Singles: 10 Sex Secrets Revealed.

About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB):  CMB is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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Living Independence Day: 5 Tips to Stay Independent in Relationships

June 30, 2014/in Date Tips /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

While fireworks are exploding over our heads this July 4th in celebration of The United States of America’s glorious adoption of the Declaration of Independence, I’d like to remind everyone out there to rejoice in their own hard-earned independence.
Whether you’re entering a new relationship, strengthening an ongoing one, or just looking towards the future, it can be easy to let the freedom you experienced in your single life slip away once you couple-up.

You don’t always realize how much you’ve given up, but the good news is that it’s never too late to assert yourself and reclaim your title as an extraordinary, strong, independent individual! Can I get an ”Amen”?

Here are five tips to help you keep your independence while maintaining a healthy relationship:

1. Have your own space

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Being together doesn’t mean you have to give up being alone. For couples that live together, creating a space that is all your own is an absolute must. No matter how much you love your partner, spending most of your time in someone else’ company can quickly become draining. Everyone needs a safe retreat to cool down, think, decompress, and  be by themselves. Never be afraid to take a breather in a study, guest room, or just your own little spot in the city.

For most of the year my boyfriend and I live on opposite sides of the country, so alone time isn’t hard to come by. However, when we are staying together it’s usually in a tiny studio apartment that forces us into each other’s personal space. To stay sane, we take a few hours every weekend to sit separately (me on the couch, him at his desk) and work on our own projects or just generally goof off apart from one another. For a physical reprieve, consider walking down to a local café or visiting a book store for a bit. No one is likely to bother you in your own little reading nook, and you’ll feel a lot more refreshed when you return home.

2. Keep your own hobbies & interests

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Just as important as having your own space, keeping certain activities for yourself (or with an outside group of friends) will help you stay connected with your passions and continue  maturing independent of your partner. They are a great way to meet new friends, maintain an interesting and unique life outside of your relationship, and develop an emotional outlet for your frustrations and anxieties. You don’t have to plunge yourself into white water rafting, but perhaps drawing, yoga, kickboxing, blogging, or volunteering might offer you an escape. Bring back one of your long forgotten childhood hobbies and take it to the next level; you’ll be surprised by how much you didn’t know you missed it.

It’s okay to go to events, like concerts or seminars, without your partner (I am personally going to bow down to Beyoncé solo this August). Don’t be afraid to take extended trips apart, either. Whether it’s visiting family or taking a long-awaited road trip with your friends, you’ll both be happy for the detached downtime.

3. Stand your ground

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Relationships demand compromise, but you are always in control of your own priorities. Don’t reorganize your life to meet “shared values” if you don’t truly believe in them yourself, or if they neglect your interests. Decide which things you aren’t willing to compromise on, but be prepared to cede less important ones if you want to keep a happy, healthy relationship. If your partner tries to sway you into giving up your personal time, or asks you to take on a chore that you despise, remind them that you need to focus on the things that are important to you and that you’ll trade responsibilities if need be. I always stop to ask myself “Is this something I want? Would I mind doing it for him here and there? How can I help him understand my perspective?” Thinking aloud to your partner doesn’t hurt, either.

Live life like House of Cards’ Frank and Claire Underwood—working together, but never giving up your own agenda.

4. Speak openly when you disagree

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You’re allowed to say no. You’re allowed to get mad, vent, and voice all of your displeasures. The healthiest thing a couple can do is maintain an open, unconditional, non-judgmental dialogue. Speaking up is the only way you can ensure your independence while simultaneously working with your partner to improve your relationship. Make your opinion heard, and demand it be respected. It’s okay to bide your tongue for the little things, but don’t hold your voice down for too long—it’s the little things you keep letting go that insidiously become overwhelming.

If you aren’t getting through to them in the moment, reopen discussion when you’re both in a good mood (I strike during dinner, food always softens the blow). Alternatively, write your frustrations down in a note and leave it for them to find while you’re not around (if they get home before you during the week, in their backpack/briefcase, coat pocket etc). This will help you articulate your thoughts better and give them time to take in your argument without immediately reacting. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to mix in some sweet, appreciative notes after that one so they don’t live in fear of reaching into their pockets.

5. Celebrate yourself

celebrate yourself, treat yourself, love yourself, independence day, independenceAs Tom and Donna say on Parks and Recreation, “Treat. Yo. Self.” You were an epic, independent, unique individual before you started a relationship, and you’re only getting better with time. Don’t be afraid to pat yourself on the back, replay your greatest achievements, and push full-steam ahead on self-celebration. Never shrink yourself. Never let a partner’s doubts cloud your judgement. Make a list of your short and long term goals, and revisit them when you feel like you might be losing your direction. Keep your eyes trained on your hopes and dreams, and promise yourself that you will keep working towards them no matter what changes in your life.

Put yourself first.

Happy Independence Day!

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Did you enjoy this post? Then make sure to check out Confessions from 7,200 Singles: 10 Sex Secrets Revealed.

About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB):  CMB is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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Confessions from 7,200 singles: 10 Sex Secrets Revealed

June 20, 2014/in Date Stats /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

At some point in your life, you’ve probably wondered if you’re living up to your sex potential.
Am I getting it enough? Have I been adventurous? Why can’t I stop imagining threesomes?
And most importantly, does anyone else worry about this stuff?
Well 7,200 Coffee Meets Bagel singles have spoken out, and the good news is in—you’re not alone. Check out these 10 Sex Secrets, and see how you match up!
Top 10 Sex Secrets Revealed
If you enjoyed this post and want to see more dating stats, check out 9 Body Confessions from Singles.


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13 Game of Thrones Reactions to Online Dating

May 29, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

All is fair in love and war, but on HBO’s Game of Thrones both seem to end in a bloodbath. Luckily for Westeros, online dating is here to clean up some of the mess.
If you’ve ever wondered how your greatest role models—obviously warlords and the ‘Mother of Dragons’—would navigate the modern world of virtual matchmaking, then look no further.
When Daenerys gets tired of swiping left on every realm in Westeros, she and the other singles of the Seven Kingdoms know exactly where to look for a meaningful match—Coffee Meets Bagel.
This is a war for the Online (Dating) Throne!
1. Counting down to noon:
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2. Matching with a great Bagel:
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3. When a LIKED Bagel doesn’t turn into a match:
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4. Missing the 24-hour window on a great Bagel:
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5. Not having enough beans to unlock a missed Bagel:
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6. But when you do:
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7. When a Bagel hasn’t replied yet:
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8. Accidentally coming on too strong:
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9. Opening up to your Bagel:
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10. When a Bagel keeps canceling on you:
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11. Moving on to a new Bagel:
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12. When your friends mock online dating:
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13. Finally meeting the perfect Bagel:
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(Hopefully this dating service will at least help cut down on the crazy amount of incest and terribly violent weddings surrounding the Iron Throne.)
Now get out there and find that special someone to share your kingdom with!
Did you enjoy this post? Then make sure to check out 7 differences between dating on Tinder and Coffee Meets Bagel.
About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB):  CMB is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.
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