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If Tinder Advertised Like eHarmony

December 10, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

Here at Coffee Meets Bagel, we’re proud to have intelligent users who are looking for something a bit more fulfilling than a one night stand. Did you know that more than 50 couples who met on Coffee Meets Bagel have gotten engaged or married since we launched in 2012?! Case in point, Tinder users are generally looking for something different than CMB users. (You can read more about this here.) We just couldn’t help but laugh at this spoof, it’s the perfect combination of humor and accuracy. Give it a gander!

If you liked this post, check out What Happened When We Tested 11 Different Male Profile Pictures.

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About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB): CMB is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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Tinder, Guys, Reality, First Dates

If Guys Acted On First Dates Like They Act On Tinder

July 23, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Bronson Farr

Really guys? Why do you do this? (No seriously, please feel free to comment below). Via Buzzfeed:

If you liked this post, check out Guy Tells All: 5 Things Every Girl MUST Know About Online Dating.

About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB): CMB  is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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7 Differences Between Dating on Coffee Meets Bagel and Tinder

April 30, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by CMB

In this day and age, with all these different dating apps floating around out there, I guess it’s only a matter of time someone compares Coffee Meets Bagel to the infamous Tinder. While 60% of these are exaggerated, 100% of these are true. How many of these can you relate to?

1. The Candidates

Tinder: Oh haiii ladies
Coffee Meets Bagel: Quality over quantity
tinder bagel candidates

2. When You Use the App

Tinder: Roulette on the toilet
tinder toilet
Drunk
honey boo boo text
Coffee Meets Bagel: Count down to noon
countdown

3. How You Connect

Tinder: It’s a match! Rinse, repeat until you feel nauseous
tinder match
tinder match
tinder match
tinder match
ryan gosling
over
Coffee Meets Bagel: One match a day – every match feels awesome
excited

4. Initial Messages

Tinder: Super original, with a side of gross
Coffee Meets Bagel: How normal people start conversations
text messages

5. The Meet Up

Tinder: …….
tinder meet
Coffee Meets Bagel: Score!
barney score

6. The Follow Up

Tinder: Can you not?
tinder follow-up
Coffee Meets Bagel: The start of something great
asking guy out

7. Long Term Potential

Tinder: Long term potent—NO
stop
Coffee Meets Bagel: Let’s do this!
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