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A Foolproof Plan to Ask For a Kiss and Other Tumblr Dating Insights

July 28, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

If the internet were to represent a typical human brain, with its varied neurons (webpages), axons (links), and synapses (social media), Tumblr would be the lobe soaking in gin and juice.
Free of inhibitions, posting wildly at all hours of the night, the people on this popular blogging site often say what the rest of us are too sober to think of—and what results is pure genius.
Here are the 8 most inspiring, hilarious, and ridiculous Tumblr posts on love and dating!

1) A fool-proof plan

hershey kisses, hershey, chocolate
chocolate, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Willy Wonka

2) Sympathy becoming the new sexy

spank, dirty talk, naughty, sympathy, tumblr
talk dirty, dirty talk

3) This treasure-hunting adventurer

pirates, booty, puns, tumblr
Bob's burgers, bobs burgers, tina, butt

4) Bursting some age old gender bubbles

men, women, gender differences, penis length, makeup
britney spears, reaction, XFactor

5) When Instinct Takes Over

crush, act normaldance, spread legs, cage

6) Prepping for the big event

lifejacket, intercourse, sexlifejacket, corgi, puppy, swimming

7) But then you find a love that’s timeless…

breakfast, Dennys, relationship statuspancakes, breakfast, love, timeless

8) …and you never want to let it go

burrito, baerito, bae, loveAdventure Time, Jake the Dog, burrito, baerrito

With these smooth criminals as our teachers, only one question remains:

tumblr, forever alone, forever together, meme

If you liked this, be sure to check out 16 Most Astonishing Dating Confessions on Whisper!

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