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7 Differences Between Dating on Coffee Meets Bagel and Tinder

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In this day and age, with all these different dating apps floating around out there, I guess it’s only a matter of time someone compares Coffee Meets Bagel to the infamous Tinder. While 60% of these are exaggerated, 100% of these are true. How many of these can you relate to?

1. The Candidates

Tinder: Oh haiii ladies
Coffee Meets Bagel: Quality over quantity
tinder bagel candidates

2. When You Use the App

Tinder: Roulette on the toilet
tinder toilet
Drunk
honey boo boo text
Coffee Meets Bagel: Count down to noon
countdown

3. How You Connect

Tinder: It’s a match! Rinse, repeat until you feel nauseous
tinder match
tinder match
tinder match
tinder match
ryan gosling
over
Coffee Meets Bagel: One match a day – every match feels awesome
excited

4. Initial Messages

Tinder: Super original, with a side of gross
Coffee Meets Bagel: How normal people start conversations
text messages

5. The Meet Up

Tinder: …….
tinder meet
Coffee Meets Bagel: Score!
barney score

6. The Follow Up

Tinder: Can you not?
tinder follow-up
Coffee Meets Bagel: The start of something great
asking guy out

7. Long Term Potential

Tinder: Long term potent—NO
stop
Coffee Meets Bagel: Let’s do this!
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About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB): CMB is a dating app designed with women in mind. Founded by 3 sisters in 2012 in NYC, CMB aims to deliver a fun, safe, and quality dating experience that results in meaningful relationships.

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5 Totally Ridiculous Dating Trends You’ll Find In Asia

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I’d do anything for love (but I won’t do that). You won’t believe some of the bizarre things people do when it comes to finding love. Check out these 5 ridiculous dating trends in Asia:

1. Shanghai Matchmaking Expo

At this exhibition in Shanghai, thousands (yes, thousands) of moms try their hand at matchmaking, displaying photos and resumes of their single sons and daughters in hopes of finding them a partner. Yes, this actually happens.
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2. Dinner With Foreigners (aka White People)

Seriously? Seriously.
white guy

3. Goodbye Sushi Dates, Hello McDonalds

In some parts of Asia, fast food establishments like McDonalds, Pizza Hut, and KFC are beginning to be seen as “chic” and “stylish” places to take your date. It looks a dollar menu first date isn’t such a bad idea after all.
mcdonalds

4. Couple Shirts Are Just the Beginning

Matching t-shirts for couples are just the tip of the iceberg in Asia. Matching lanyards, belts and phone cases — you name it, they’ll have it. matching

5. Virtual Girlfriends

As of late, there have been multiple reports of Japanese Otakus marrying inanimate objects. Everything from their virtual Nintendo DS girlfriend to an anime character pillow. No, unfortunately you didn’t misread that. A pillow.
pillow love

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About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB): CMB  is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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Being Single In Hong Kong Vs. In America

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Life as a bachelor/bachelorette in Hong Kong, versus that of the USA is… a little bit different to say the least. Here are some prime examples:

1. Being a White Bachelor

Hong Kong:

player

America:

alone

2. Being an Asian Bachelor

Hong Kong:

sad

America:

sad

3. Being a Single Asian Woman

Hong Kong:

similar

America:

fabulous

4. Being Single at 3 AM on a Friday Night

Hong Kong:

rave

America:

dog

5. Men in their 20’s

Hong Kong:

party

America:

party

6. Men in their 30’s

Hong Kong:

party

America:

american pie

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About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB): CMB  is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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5 Best Date Ideas to End Date Night the Disney Way

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The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Bronson Farr

Dinner and a movie is a good date idea for a first date, but why not change things up a bit? Movies are cool, but sometimes you or your partner don’t want to sit through an entire show. Maybe that new chick flick is too mushy for him, or maybe the latest action flick has too many explosions for her.  Why not watch some Disney-Pixar Shorts? We’ve made a list of some animated features, which are also some best date ideas, to end the night with.

Paperman– Follow the adventures of an average Joe who manages to find love in the most interesting and creative way.

Best Date Ideas

It’s the chance of a lifetime for this “average Joe”. Will he be able to win her heart?

 

Knick Knack– Six years before Toy Story, this little snowman tries to escape his snowglobe.

Best Date Ideas

Aren’t snowmen supposed to have smiley faces?

BURN-E– While WALL-E and EVA are off frolicking around in space, BURN-E sets out to accomplish his mission, which proves to be tougher than it should be.

Best Date Ideas

BURN-E is one of the hardest working robots out there.

 

Toy Story Toons: Hawaiian Vacation– When Barbie and Ken’s perfect vacation takes a wrong turn, the Toy Story gang creates the perfect paradise for the couple.

Best Date Ideas

The iconic plastic couple go on a dream vacation.

La Luna– A young boy goes out with his father and grandfather to learn how to run the family business.

Best Date Ideas

Yaaay! I finally got my hat!

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I love kids because they have so much love to give. I’m sure that taxi driver was happy for the rest of the day, just because of that short conversation he had with a little child :)

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You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” Jessica-age 8