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Ice-T Tries Coffee and Bagels With Coffee Meets Bagel

November 19, 2018/in CMB Updates /by Paige Butterfield

When the internet found out that rapper and actor Ice-T had never tried coffee and bagels, they went wild. And, us? We didn’t know how to feel. At first, we were confused and worried for Ice-T. How could this have happened to any man, especially the star who played our favorite cop on “Law & Order: Special Victims Unit”?
But soon, our angst turned to inspiration.

We, dating app Coffee Meets Bagel, were going to have Ice-T try coffee and bagels – STAT!

CMB promptly reached out to Ice-T. Soon, we had a date set to film Ice-T trying coffee and bagels inside the rapper’s own home.
But we wouldn’t stop at having Ice-T try just a single type of coffee or bagel. We were going to provide a spread: black coffee, coffee and creamer, iced-coffee, plain bagels with cream cheese, bagels and lox, everything bagels, and more. It was any New Yorker’s dream.
Watching Ice-T try coffee and bagels for the first time was like watching a baby eat their first birthday cake (or, at times, a sour lemon). His reactions, as well as his commentary, touched our hearts.

“That one bite, I feel like I just ate a loaf of bread. People eat this whole thing?”

Take a look at our favorite cuts from our time with Ice-T. Can you guess which varieties of coffee and bagels Ice-T loves, and which varieties he loves to hate? And can you guess what other types of coffee and bagels we had Ice-T try that didn’t make the final cut?
We hope Ice-T’s enthusiasm for trying something new inspires singles to try a new approach to dating. Download Coffee Meets Bagel. Meaningful matches, for meaningful dating.

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14 Celebrities Get Real, And Really Funny, About The Dating Game

February 13, 2015/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

Celebrities are known for being caught saying really stupid things like “I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea,” or thinking that they sell walls at Walmart, but we found a few of them who actually have some pretty clever (and accurate) things to say about dating. I love Miley and Frank’s advice. And Emma Stone is just perfect.


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If you liked this post, check out 9 Most Ridiculous Messages Women Have Received On Dating Apps (For Real).


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4 Funniest Dating Vines From 2014

December 8, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

Another year slows down to its end but that doesn’t mean that it wasn’t a funny one! As a final celebration for 2014, Coffee Meets Bagel put together a list of the funniest dating Vines we’ve found over the internet to conclude your year in tears…tears of laughter of course!

1. When someone you like is single!

2. If I looked like this…

3. Children in the 21st Century

4. New Relationship VS Old Relationship


 

If you enjoyed this post, you might like "On Kissing 100 Boys...And Counting".


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"Just Don't Show Your Face" And Other Thoughts On Naked Pics

November 13, 2014/in Date Tips, Funny & Videos, Tips on CMB /by Guest Blogger


 
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11 (and a half) Haunted Houses to Take Your Date this Halloween

October 28, 2014/in Date Ideas /by Guest Blogger

Halloween is THE perfect time to take your date out. Especially to haunted houses. The kind that have ridiculous, bloody humans. And monsters that jump out at you. Why? Because of one simple reason: people cling together for dear life when they’re scared! And yes, it may be a “cheap” trick but hey, you can’t say it doesn’t work! It’s a guaranteed hug-fest when it comes to haunted houses! Here are 11.5 date-worthy places across the U.S to take your plus-one this Hallows Eve!
1. NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK (HUDSON SQUARE)
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $30 + Handling Fee, $35 CASH At the Door (There’s also a student discount available!)
DATE WORTHY: There are not one, not three, but SIX Chambers of Horror (The Crypt, Thunderdome, The Wake, Mayhem!, Maggot Invasion, Hannibal’s Hell) in Blood Manor which means you get to scare your date 6 times the amount. Hopefully, she’s still with you by the end of Chamber Six.
2. SAN LEANDRO, CALIFORNIA Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $25 for General Admission (2 haunted houses & concerts!), $35 for Fast Pass
DATE WORTHY: Featured on KRON4 & ABC, this is a ScreamPark packed with Haunted Houses, concerts, food & drinks! Sounds like a promising Halloween event to take your date, don’t you think?
2.5. SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: SOLD OUT!
DATE WORTHY: This is the half of the haunted house- the 0.5 of the 11 total haunted houses mentioned here. Why? Because it is COMPLETELY sold out. And why am I mentioning this? Because it’s the first of it’s kind: a BDSM- inspired haunted house located in the Mission District in the World’s LARGEST Porn Castle (What?! Yes, I know this is SO San Francisco) and it is awesome.
3. LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA (On an actual ship, what?! That’s awesome!)Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $20 for Happy Hour (To get a little tipsy before you get the bejeezus scared out of you) General Admission: $24
DATE WORTHY: This ship is full of freaks, weirdos, and to top it all off- a ringmaster is your host for the night!
4. AURORA, ILLINOIS
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $18 General Admission, $25 Combination Ticket (Basement of the Dead, Shattered 3D) *Cash Only at the Door! Shattered 3D is more of a show/story about an evil clown who smashes things!
DATE WORTHY: The main attraction: a mutilated father and son duo who seem to be stealing employees from an old laundry factory. No big deal. Just your average sliced, burned, cut up people living under an abandoned building.
5. WASHINGTON, DC
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $30 General Admission, $45 Speed Pass
DATE WORTHY: All you need to know: a ton of missing children and a 50,000 sq ft. horror house. Enjoy!
6. ABINGTON, MASSACHUSETTS
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $23 for ALL attractions, $3 OFF coupon availble online (HOORAY!)
DATE WORTHY: What’s cool is that they change around their monsters EVERY night! So, theoretically if you took your date here every day of the week, you’d see something different every time!
Side Note: even if you think standing outside of the haunted mansion is safe, it’s not. There are roamers all around. Dun Dunn Dunn!
7. DORAL, FLORIDA
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $25 for regular days, $35 concert days ($2 OFF coupon online)
DATE WORTHY: With 30+ haunted rooms, park rides, and music, your date is sure to have a screamin’ good time at the amusement park! And be warned, since it is an amusement park…clowns will be present!
8. NORCROSS, GEORGIA
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $22 Weekdays, $25 Fridays, Saturdays $28 for Season of the Witch & Spliced.
DATE WORTHY: This year the theme is Season of the Witch! There is an additional haunted house name Spliced for an additional cost.
Fun Fact: The Walking Dead cast visited this Haunted House!
9. GLENN MILLS, PENNSYLVANIA
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $20 for the Hayride, $15 for Bates Motel, $15 for Cornmaze $40 for All Three Attraction.
DATE WORTHY: Ah, the infamous Bates Motel…so, it looks like you and your date have some options here: an effortless hayride, a traditional haunted house, or get lost in a cornmaze. The options are up to you and how scared YOU’RE going to be!
10. SEATTLE, WASHINGTON
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $20 General Admission, $30 VIP
DATE WORTHY: Just an FYI, this is a REAL morgue (super creepy!). Be prepared for bloody floors, funeral preparations, and seeing crematorium chambers.
11. HOUSTON, TEXAS
Haunted Houses to Take Your Date
COST: $25 Online, $29 at Door $29 Online Fast Pass, $37 At Door
DATE WORTHY: There are a total of 5 attractions for Scream World and it covers every. single. fear from slaughter houses to clowns to zombies, to maniacs. This one is terrifying because it’s a cohesive walk through that is both indoors and outdoors!
Happy Halloween Dating! And remember: Fear Brings People Together!
If you liked this post, please check out our other Halloween Post: The Secret Dating Profiles of the Sanderson Sisters!


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How Things Change Between Date 3 And Date 30

September 8, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

Getting comfortable around each other doesn’t look as romantic as it sounds, huh? But let’s be real, you know it’s true love when you can fart in front of each other. Via BuzzFeed:

If you liked this post, check out If Guys Acted On First Dates Like They Acted On Tinder.

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9 Unforgettable Things Robin Williams Taught Us About Love and Dating

August 20, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Alina Polishuk

Robin Williams, as we know, was a man of many talents. In one movie the actor and comedian would have us doubled over with tears of laughter, the next, he could have us weeping with tears of sympathy. Though his death last week is shrouded by tragedy, Williams’ legacy will not only live on through his work, but also through the messages his caricatures left in our minds. Here are a few classic Williams moments that taught us essential lessons about love, relationships, and life.

1. Always be ready to go when your date arrives

2. Always try to make a good first impression

3. …So protect your best pick up lines with your life

4. First dates can be fun! …Sometimes

5. Love can be found in the most unusual places

6. And if you really like someone, don’t beat around the bush

7. Life can feel full of gloom after a bad break up

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8. But, fear not. Once you find someone new you’ll feel something like this:

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9.  But most importantly, don’t hesitate to make the first move, text back right away, or tell her/him “I love you.” Life is short, so seize the day.


Rest in peace, Mr. Williams. We thank you for your lessons, in both love and life.
Enjoyed this post? Then be sure to check out our piece on Dating Lingo For Dummies!

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3 Scare Cam Videos That Show True Love

July 29, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Bronson Farr

Buzzfeed Community member Chris Melberger shows us how love can be scary, but in a cute-pranksterish type of way. Melberger created three scare cam compilations of him catching his girlfriend off guard, who in turn is easily scared. Although there is a lot of screaming involved, these two could easily win the cutest couple of the year (well they have in my book, anyway).

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If you enjoyed this post, check out If Guys Acted On First Dates Like How They Act on Tinder.

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If Guys Acted On First Dates Like They Act On Tinder

July 23, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Bronson Farr

Really guys? Why do you do this? (No seriously, please feel free to comment below). Via Buzzfeed:

If you liked this post, check out Guy Tells All: 5 Things Every Girl MUST Know About Online Dating.

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16 Most Astonishing Dating Confessions on Whisper

July 8, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Travis Noddings

If you’re reading this curled up in a ball in your bathtub crying into a bowl of ramen over an ex-boyfriend, don’t worry. We’ve all been there.
I know because I see it posted on anonymous confession apps like Whisper and Secret everyday—along with pregnancy shockers, cheating escapades, and a million other little forays into the guilty conscience.
Ready to take a load off of your mind? Share your own secret, or just live vicariously through these 16 astonishing dating confessions!

1. The Lonely, Awkward Truths

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2. The Dates Gone Wrong

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3. The Girls That Just Want Their Damn Flowers

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4.The Guys Still Trying To Figure Her Out

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5. The Singles Hungry For More

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6. The Ones Thirsty For Bae

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7. The Ladies Looking to Move On

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8. And Lastly, The Haters That Gained Some Perspective

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Suddenly feeling inspired to share your own Whisper confession, or have others you think we should see? Tweet your favorites to us @Coffeembagel!

Then make sure to check out Confessions from 7,200 Singles: 10 Sex Secrets Revealed.

About Coffee Meets Bagel (CMB):  CMB is a free dating service that helps members make meaningful connections. It’s designed for busy singles who want to find something real with little or no effort.

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