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16 Flaws Men Will Ignore On A Hot Girl's Dating Profile

September 25, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

It’s nothing personal, dudes, but it appears that you may be a little bit less, errr… picky than the ladies? I mean, if ladies who talk negatively about their supportive parents, hate “the news,” and don’t brush their teeth are what you’re into, then by all means, go for it. But, something tells me the majority of men wouldn’t ask a woman on a second date if she had shared her affinity for “farting on homeless people” on their first date. Don’t let your nether-region’s reaction to those bathing suit pics choose your bagels for you, gents! (However, I think it’s safe to say none of us lady bagels are quite like UrMomKissesLikeUrDad).

All we’re saying is to give all your bagels a fair chance, and maybe don’t tolerate a girl who lists “keeping america white” under her likes just because you think she’s hot, because racism is not hot at all.
Via: Cracked.

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Sexiest Singles In Sochi

February 10, 2014/in Date Tips /by Guest Blogger
Hey Bagels! Jenny here, I’m new to the Coffee Meets Bagel team! As we all know, the 2014 Winter Olympics have begun in Sochi, Russia. Yes, I love watching the snowboarders and figure skaters, but the best part of it all is the eye candy. I picked some hotties (both ladies and gents) that are-in my opinion- the ones to watch this year. Let’s just say everyone here is single…this is what their online dating profiles would look like.

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Name: Cam Fowler

Age: 22

Sport: Ice Hockey

Current City: Anaheim, California

Height: 6’1’’

Fun facts: Selected by the Anaheim Ducks in the first round (12th overall) of the 2010 NHL Entry Draft…Is a dual U.S.-Canadian citizen…Enjoys golfing

 
Can you say gorgeous? I’m drooling over here. Golf is always a plus.
 
 
online dating profileName: Ashley Wagner
Age: 22
Sport: Figure Skating
Current City: Aliso Viejo, California
Height: 5’3’’
Fun facts: Wants to work in broadcast journalism when she finishes skating…Enjoys running on the beach, reading and laser tag…Constantly searching small dinners for the best pie
 
What’s not to love? She’s a fit, gorgeous, smart Cali girl who loves pie. Delish.
 
 
 
 
 
online dating profileName: Lolo Jones
Age: 31
Sport: Track & Field, Bobsled
Current City: Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Height: 5’9’’
Education: Louisiana State University
Fun facts: Donated her Olympic Trials prize money to Iowa flood victims…Of French, African-American, Native American and Norwegian descent…Most followed U.S. Track and Field athlete on Twitter
Lolo Jones is one of the most beautiful creatures on the planet. No relation to Rashida, but we can all just pretend that we live in a perfect world.
 
online dating profileName: Johnny Quinn
Age: 31
Sport: Bobsled
Current City: McKinney, Texas
Height: 6’0’’
Fun facts: After getting stuck in a bathroom, he busted the door open…Owns TheAthleteWatch.com…Was once signed to the Buffalo Bills and Green Bay Packers in the NFL
 
This man broke down a door. I’ve never attempted this, but hopefully if I ever need to, Johnny Quinn will be there waiting to save me.
 
online dating profileName: Julia Mancuso
Age: 29
Sport: Alpine Skiing
Current City: Squaw Valley, California
Height: 5’6’’
Fun facts: Enjoys surfing, stand up paddling and yoga…Has her own underwear clothing line…Most U.S. championship titles (16) by man or woman
What a cutie! Jules (is it alright if I call you Jules?) is definitely accomplished and knows what’s up in the outdoorsy/athletic world. All-American girl right here, folks.
 
***As far as we know, all of these Olympians are single.
 
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