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16 Flaws Men Will Ignore On A Hot Girl's Dating Profile

September 25, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

It’s nothing personal, dudes, but it appears that you may be a little bit less, errr… picky than the ladies? I mean, if ladies who talk negatively about their supportive parents, hate “the news,” and don’t brush their teeth are what you’re into, then by all means, go for it. But, something tells me the majority of men wouldn’t ask a woman on a second date if she had shared her affinity for “farting on homeless people” on their first date. Don’t let your nether-region’s reaction to those bathing suit pics choose your bagels for you, gents! (However, I think it’s safe to say none of us lady bagels are quite like UrMomKissesLikeUrDad).

All we’re saying is to give all your bagels a fair chance, and maybe don’t tolerate a girl who lists “keeping america white” under her likes just because you think she’s hot, because racism is not hot at all.
Via: Cracked.

Did you like this post? Check out 27 Tips From Jenna Marbles To Help You Suck Less At Dating for more advice.

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