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9 Most Ridiculous Messages Women Have Received On Dating Apps (For Real)

November 13, 2014/in CMB Says /by Guest Blogger

Here at CMB, we wish we could filter out all the jerks who treat women on dating apps like their personal slaves, but unfortunately, there’s no real way to do that. Bye Felipe is an Instagram account started by a woman named Alexandra Tweten that collects screen shots of the most ridiculous messages girls have received from guys, both on dating apps and via text message. They are hilarious, sad, terrifying, pathetic and unfortunately, very real. Here are 9 of our favorites. Unbelievable, aren’t they? #ByeFelipe
Do you have any screenshots of  horror messages you received on dating apps/text msg? Share them with us by  tweeting to @coffeeMbagel, DMing us on instagram (@coffeeMBagel) or sending us a good old plain email at [email protected]. We will compile them and share with all of our members!

Well that escalated quickly… 

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Nov 11, 2014 at 7:54am PST

(note how long he had waited between the 2nd and 3rd message he sent — they never give up, do they?)

Something tells me this guy has some kind of sexual relationship with his dog. 

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Nov 11, 2014 at 12:22pm PST

(Does anyone else see the similarities to “down boy! down boy!” here?)

Um. This is terrifying.

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Nov 11, 2014 at 3:48pm PDT

 

WOAH, dude, calm calm the f*** down.

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Oct 10, 2014 at 9:49pm PDT

 

Oh baby, the way you throw around serious medical terms like they’re a joke is so sexy.

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Oct 10, 2014 at 11:15am PDT

 

Wait, but I thought she was the “most attractive” girl on the site? 

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Oct 10, 2014 at 8:44am PDT

 Make up your mind, bro.

Can someone tell me what’s not awesome about eating “chetoes” and watching Gossip Girl reruns?

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Oct 10, 2014 at 7:46am PDT

 

“First of all, who are you?” hahahahaha

A photo posted by Bye Felipe ???? (@byefelipe) on Oct 10, 2014 at 12:19pm PDT

Do you have any screenshots of  horror messages you received on dating apps/text msg? Share them with us by  tweeting to @coffeeMbagel, DMing us on instagram (@coffeeMBagel) or sending us a good old plain email at [email protected]. We will compile them and share with all of our members!


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