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I texted my crush this weekend and this is what happened…

November 15, 2013/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

We’ve all been there before (If you haven’t consider yourself very very lucky).  You’re looking for love in the twenty first century, but texting gets in the way.  Don’t know what I’m talking about? Let me take you step by step through the emotional roller coaster I went through this weekend waiting for a text from my crush.
Do guys go through this too?
I text my crush:
Me, after 30 seconds of no response from him…

Waiting for a text

After 5 min. of no response…

waiting for a text

Got something!…Nope, not him.

waiting for a text

Me, after 10 min: “He Hates me!”

waiting for a text, he hates me

When I call my friends in panic, they are like:

waiting for a text, chill out

But I can’t stop…

.waiting for a text, freaking out

Like, really freaking out.

Then!..He FINALLY texts me back! I’m like:

waiting for a text, happy gif

No, more like:

waiting for a text, frustrated, looking for love

But all of a sudden he doesn’t text me back…. AGAIN.

And the cycle starts all over.  Really now?

 
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