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27 Tips From Jenna Marbles To Help You Suck Less At Dating

September 11, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

1) She might be crass, but she’s here to help you.

My name's Jenna and I'm here to help you suck less!

2) Don’t wallow in self pity about being single.

No one wants to date me. Boo-fuckin-hoo.

3) …because you’re awesome.

so awesome

4) Everyone has had a good cry over Adele, but it’s probably not a good idea to call your ex and cry-sing it to them.

We love stalking eachother

5) It’s always good to set goals for yourself.

The goal is to make him wanna make it rain on that ass.

6) Prince Charming does not exist, stop looking for him.

Disney movies also taught me...

7) Put yourself out there, don’t be afraid of rejection.

Aren't that many girls willing to put themselves out there

8) This. Just, this.

Stop comparing yourself

9) Ask and you shall receive. 

Let's bang

10) …but when you’re confused, just take a moment to think it over.

Can I just stare at you until I figure it out?

11) Boys are exasperating, take a deep breath and move on.

exasperation

12) Simplicity is key.

I like you. You like me. Let's go.

13) Don’t discriminate.

equality for all

14) Come up with some killer pick up lines.

pick up line 1

pick up line 2

pick up line 3

15) Demand attention when you’re expressing yourself.

trying to confess my love

16) What she said.

stop forcing

17) Accept the fact that everyone is a creep.

We love stalking eachother

18) Being lady-like is overrated.

A couple month's ago...

Show me you're dick

19) Hating on other girls is a waste of time.

Girls hate each other for no reason!

20) So don’t waste any time.

Hey I like you!

21) Know that you are a beautiful lady unicorn.

Girls are majestic creatures.

22) Take advantage of the knowledge that comes with having a vagina.

You can't learn that in school.

23) No one ever has anything to wear, you’ll figure it out.

I have nothing to wear!!!

24) It’s okay to be confused.

I can't tell if...

25) Put your phone down.

texting

26) Normality is overrated, find someone who loves you for the weirdo you are. 

I'm normal, I swear...

27) And most importantly, STOP CARING WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU.

I have literally never given a fuck

So now that Jenna Marbles has imparted her wisdom on you, go out there and…

work bitch.

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