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Mean Girls October 3 Cady Heron Aaron Samuels

My Breasts Can Always Tell When… It’s October 3rd!

October 2, 2014/in Funny & Videos /by Guest Blogger

It’s October 3rd! Need I say more? Since 2004, October 3rd became one of the most celebrated days in cinema history. Here at CMB, we plan on celebrating this day with a dedication to Mean Girls and by wearing pink (even though it isn’t a Wednesday). Thank you Mean Girls for a decade of laughs, drama, and enough quotes to last us a lifetime!

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Thank you to Gretchen Weiners for being the Princess of Toaster Strudel and for summarizing Julius Caesar for those of us who never read it. 

mean girls gretchen weiners

mean girls gretchen weiners

 

Thank you Karen Smith for your psychic boobs, your blunt curiosity, and teaching girls about ESPN. 

mean girls karen smith

mean girls karen smith

mean girls karen smith

 

Thank you Janis Ian for your sensational come-backs and sarcasm.

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mean girls janis ian

 

Thank you Damian for using the girls bathroom and never holding back the truth. 

mean girls damian

mean girls damian

 

Thank you Glenn Coco for being you. 

mean girls glenn coco

 

 

Thank you Mr. Duvall for leaving the South Side. 

mean girls mr. duvall

 

Thank you Mrs. George for your impeccable choreography and for encouraging safe sex. 

mean girls mrs. george

mean girls mrs. george

 

Thank you Regina George for crushing dreams and making everyone’s life a living hell. 

mean girls regina george

mean girls regina george

 

Thank you Kevin G. for being a mathlete, don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.

mean girls kevin G

 

Thank you Coach Carr for teaching us all we need to know about sex. 

mean girls coach carr

 

Thank you army pants and flip-flop girl for having a heavy flow.

mean girls heavy flow

 

Thank you Cady’s mom for teaching us the fertility rituals of the Ndebele tribe. 

mean girls cadys mom

 

Thank you Jason for asking. 

mean girls jason

 

Thank you for being from Michigan. 

mean girls michigan

 

Thank you Mrs. Norbury for being a pusher.

mean girls tina fey

mean girls tina fey

Thank you hick kids for teaching us world history. 

mean girls third day

Thank you Rainbow and Smiles girl for having a lot of feelings. 

mean girls rainbows and smiles

 

Thank you to the Plastics for creating the Wednesday Rule. 

mean girls on wednesday we wear pink

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Thank you for making out with a hot dog.

mean girls hotdog

 

Thank you Aaron Samuels for looking sexy with your hair pushed back. 

mean girls aaron samuels

 

 

Thank you Cady Heron for teaching us important math skills and for having a terrible flaw.

mean girls cady heron

mean girls cady heron

 

Thank you burn book for holding all the secrets of North Shore High School and being a legendary piece of literature. 

mean girls burn book

 

Lastly, thank you Coffee Meets Bagel users for celebrating October 3rd with us! 

mean girls love ya

 

Did you enjoy this post? Why not check out another post by Lily called Bend and Snap: Elle Woods Guide to Dating Confidence. 


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Tags: cady heron, gretchen weiners, mean girls, mean girls day, national mean girls day, october 3, on wednesdays we wear pink, regina george
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