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9 Things Singles Hate to Hear over the Holidays

December 7, 2015/in Funny & Videos /by CMB

1. “Why are you still single?”

I Don't Know
2. “You’re not getting any younger…”
You Don't Say
3. “So, when are you getting married? I want to see grandkids.”
When I Ever Am Around Kids

4. “Stop being so picky! If you just lower the bar, you’ll be married by now.”

You Have Done That to Yourself

5. “He/She is out there for you. You just have to look harder.”

Uh Huh

6. “Why don’t you reach out to [insert your ex’s name]? S/he might still be single.”

That Is Funny

7. Out of pity: “You will find someone soon! Don’t worry.”

I Am Fine

8. “You need to get out there more!”

You Have No Idea

9. “Use this time to work on yourself.”

You Are the One to Talk


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