The following article is a guest post, courtesy of Bronson Farr
We’ve all heard them before, and to be honest, they usually don’t work. Pick up lines are great for breaking the ice and making a couple of laughs, but if you’re trying to spit game with them, you might as well just pack up and go home. Here at CMB we found several funny pick up lines on the interwebs.
"You have something on your face."
*They go to rub it off
"Huh, I guess beautiful doesn't come off."#pickuplines
— Davis Tom – Read Bio (@Datoism) May 11, 2014
— Hannah Mayer (@MAYERforMAYOR) April 16, 2014
#BadPickupLines I will pick you up, woman. Is this understood?
— Borat Sagdiyev (@mynameaborat) February 16, 2014
Girl, you're an 11/0 because your beauty is undefined.
And if you don't get that math reference, goodbye👋
— Daniel Budd (@d_budd7) November 4, 2013
Girl u look so fine, i could possibly put u in a bowl and maybe make u a part of a complete breakfast #badpickuplines
— Spencer Sutherland (@spencermusic) September 26, 2013
Damn girl! Was your dad a cook at a burger restaurant? Cause… UuuuuuMAMI! #badpickuplines
— Mando Fresko (@MandoFresko) August 15, 2013
See this ring? I dug up my grandmother's dead body, and pried it of her finger to get it. It'll be yours some day…
— Ty Hawkins (@THawk_4) May 8, 2013
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. #PickupLines
— Matt (@I_Kill_Poptarts) June 13, 2014
I want you wrapped in my arms… like a burrito… be my bærrito #pickuplines
— Chrishinee Rita (@chrishineerita) June 12, 2014
Hey gurl… You smell like barbecue sauce… And I like barbecue sauce #pickuplines
— cHANTRY jOHNSON (@chancechantry) May 13, 2014
— Lord Brian P. Reynolds (@IBReynolds) February 3, 2014
Girl are you peanut butter? Cause you're chunky!😉 #pickuplinesgonewrong
— Lasana (@kylevangorp) May 30, 2014
Your body is 70% water and I'm thirsty #pickuplines 😂😂
— Dez¡ree (@dezirAYYYE) June 18, 2014
Speaking of water…
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